I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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