I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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