youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
