IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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