i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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