she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
it's like iHOP with fire
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I need moral support for this bender
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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