I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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