i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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