Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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