i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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