So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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