Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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