She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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