I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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