i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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