what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
