Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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