Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
