if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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