Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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