He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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