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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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