yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
