And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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