If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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