Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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