if i can run in heels then i can drive
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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