its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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