First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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