He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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