Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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