if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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