So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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