Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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