i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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