Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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