Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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