I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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