just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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