she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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