i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
