With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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