I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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