You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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