How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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