You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
