oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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