What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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