I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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