The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
