Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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